justalurkr:

emergentpattern:

why you gotta call me out like this

motherfucker-unlimited:

Wizard Tip of the Day: Color code your outfit, but use a color NOT associated with your main elemental domain to confuse your enemies. No one expect a rock in the face from a dude in blue robes

observedchaos:

Game of

Gilmore Girls (1/?)

imekasf:

tealcat001:

instantkarma83:

thestenchofcheeseandregrets:

chickenfarmersan:

alamuts-lair-of-madness:

chickenfarmersan:

At least show us the bison!

Oh the drama of it all

This Man possesses more common sense than half the tourists of the world. You see a wild animal, you give it plenty ot space. You don’t walk up close try to snap a bunch of picture, then womder why you’re dead.

I love that every time this shows up on my feed, there’s a new chapter added to it.

kylos:

Cabaret (1972) dir. Bob Fosse

lornaka:

Would you look at this 1 year old commission I forgot about and just found again in my files titled ohno.png

tf2bonk:

bonerpetite:

I was digging around TF2 sound files and I thought these were pretty cute so I compiled them. Rare sound files that are sometimes used in-game when Miss Pauling gives you a contract.

tHE WAY SHE TALKS TO PYRO ALKDFJDK <3

sherlockisthenight:

yeeeem:

anotherhawk:

captainlordauditor:

one-time-i-dreamt:

luischocolatier:

jollygreengiantdick:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

W-what????????’

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

foxyclock:

smallrat36wagon:

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible